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roflutilityvan

The roflcopter and roflutilityvan serve the same purpose although unlike the roflcopter the roflutilityvan only visits 3rd world countries, the roflutilityvan can be identified by the distinctive bullet holes in its side and the word UN crossed out and replaced with ROFL.

Due to hostile conditions the roflutlityvan never stops but instead does drive by's in which it deploys gas grenades filled with laughter!
Child1: Omg its the roflutilityvan!
Child2: Omg are they wearing flak jackets?
Child1: Omg is that a bucket of sand!1!!!1!
ROFL Man1: Freeeze this is the rofl police!
by Snowwy July 16, 2008
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ROFLOMSJFO

Rolling on floor laughing. Ouch, my stomach just fell out.
A: Chuck Norris
B: ROFLOMSJFO
by isaac_newton December 14, 2008
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roflmfaoweft

At breakfast, Kyle suddenly told me he was gay and i started roflmfaoweft
by julio solano August 1, 2007
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roflmaopnp

rolling on floor laughing my ass off peeing in pants
after a particularly funny joke: roflmaopnp
by jabbrewocky September 24, 2007
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ROFLMAOSHISM

Stands for Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Shit Myself

basically another way of say HOLY FUCKING SHIT MONKEYS THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!
There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first one says:

Muffin1- "Zomg its hot in this oven."

Muffin2- "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"

Guy listening to joke- "ROFLMAOSHISM thats funny."
by Dr. Fuxalot December 9, 2008
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roflmfaosjga

A computer lanuage meaning: "Roll On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off So Just Go Away!"

Its a convo starter, a reject line, or just a silence breaker. :
*Amy logged online: 2:32 p.m*
*Justin logged online: 2:38 p.m*
Justin:So Amy wanna hit the movies tonight?
Amy: Uhh no--
Justin: Grrreat I'll pick you up at 8:00. :3
Amy: ROFLMFAOSJGA!
*Amy has logged offline.*
Justin: WTF mate!
by COOKIEMONSTERRRR February 15, 2008
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roflrawr

The act of a large -Saurus- Animal/mammal screeching out and completely annihilating everything in it's path.

A battle-cry of sorts.
Brado just roflrawred that bitch!

Aww dude, you just roflrawred him!

Did you roflrawr him?
by Bradosaurus March 5, 2008
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