(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 04, 2021
(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 04, 2021
by savage princess November 23, 2023
A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She places the ring on her openly spread ass and you dive through it with your tongue thus penetrating her butthole.
by Stogie183 July 19, 2024
A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She spreads her cheeks and you stick a pineapple ring around her butthole and lick it.
by Stogie183 July 19, 2024
pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.
Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.
by pineapple mountain cake September 07, 2017
When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!
by III TTT June 20, 2020