Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.

Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.

by killerbee4747 March 07, 2016

pineapple suprise

A grenade

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH

by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 04, 2017

Pineapple Dubai

hates high fives so much

Pineapple dubai is so cool

by AUDREYDIRYEY March 06, 2023

Pineapple monkey

When your dick hurts

I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo

by Soccerlife199 May 04, 2015

pineapple-smoothy

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.

"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."

by Shandyandybananarammalarri March 11, 2014

pineapple fluff

A fluffy creamy sweet dessert that your grammy makes but has yet to tell you the recipe. All i know is that it has cream cheese, pineapple, pudding mix, and whipped cream; i only know these bcuz she has let it slip.

Me-Hey grammy what are you making for potluck?
Grammy-pineapple fluff
Me-YAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by noodle_💛 November 05, 2021

Pineapple blast

When somebody sticks a pineapple up their anus

Hey did you hear Bobby did a pineapple blase G:What

A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass

by BUBBLEloves June 22, 2022