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Ohio

Ohio is a matrix-like simulation designed to mimic the rest of the United States. It was derived from a Cold War program to create an alternate reality in case of a nuclear bombing. Upon entering Ohio, one will find themselves in a place where every town is algorithmically derived from other towns to create the most generic American reality possible. This was designed by the government so that in case of a nuclear attack, citizens could live in the Ohio simulation instead of the reality of a nuclear wasteland, but the project was abandoned when they found that Ohio was worse than a nuclear wasteland.
No one ever returns from Ohio with their sanity.
by Federal Agent Y. Mom October 13, 2022
mugGet the Ohiomug.

Ohio rizzler

The deadliest Fortnite member u ever met in your life, will keep u warm and safe on a dark lonely night, he will hold u tight with his big arms, will pump u full with his warm thick white fanum tax, keep it ur Ohio close but ur rizzlers closer
My Ohio rizzler held me so tight I almosted skippidi
by Ohioskipdidirizzer November 11, 2023
mugGet the Ohio rizzlermug.

Perkins ohio

People who don't know how to drive but to make up for that they have a good sports team.
I almost got hit by some ape driving a car yesterday in Perkins ohio.
by El Caydo January 21, 2022
mugGet the Perkins ohiomug.

Ohio

Ohio is a new meme that makes no freaking sense. It also is a state. Please stop making ohio jokes.
DOWN IN OHIO

Its a lovley day in ohio aint it?
by YT_FlameX2 February 15, 2023
mugGet the Ohiomug.

Ohio

If you want a good time, you might as well go to hell than this place.
Jimmy: *says a sick burn*
Timmy: "I hope you burn in Ohio!"
by *Mike_Oxlong* October 30, 2022
mugGet the Ohiomug.
brain rot kids that cant live a day without internet
kid no.1:Omg your the most skibidi person ever, u totally can rizz up all the gyat in ohio!
kid no.2:I know right u are the most skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har har sigma male who fanum tax ishowspeed in oklahoma!
by Skibidi gen alpha January 10, 2024
mugGet the skibidi ohio rizz sigma level 5 gyat ice spice rizzed up baby gronk at 3am with among us har harmug.

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