Cold Sausage

when a guy is not with the actions/ with the shit

Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."

by Congregation September 27, 2017

nauseous sausage

A sex act whereby a man shoves his penis so far down his partner's throat so as to induce vomiting

I gave Jill the old nauseous sausage last night and it took forever to clean up all the vomit.

by fffreak69 August 07, 2015

sausage boy

A homosexual man, sausage is in referance to the penis.

Bunch of sausage boys in that club there.

by Michael A Goodrich November 30, 2006

Sausage Mitten

Anyone called Josie

I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit

by Mittenslayer February 13, 2019

sausage festival

a gay sex party

He had a fuckin' great time at the sausage festival.

He liked the hot Italian one's best.

by laughingbuddha August 01, 2010

sausage head

a sausage head is a dick head

quit being a sausage head

by g3rd January 09, 2005

Bum Sausage

A synonym for poo or turd.

I'm just off for a bum sausage!

by SJaysbrook August 31, 2010