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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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To see a Krownmountain

To recognise that bad things will happen soon.
Is it Vanessa over there? Oh gosh, I'm going to see a Krownmountain again.
by ColumnDestroyer55 July 25, 2019
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im not seeing enough movment

when youre minecraft freezes, IM NOT SEEING ENOUGH MOVMENT
by minecraftproffecianal112 March 21, 2019
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U SEE IT DER?

Usually comes from Hero Fiennes Tiffin's mouth but, don't worry about it sweetheart :)
You can only say it if you use a british accent
by @hessahardintessa March 22, 2019
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seeing sharks

When someone is overthinking a situation, and therefore think that they are diving so deep they can see sharks, but really, they're just imagining them ("seeing" them in their head).

See Deeping it.
1 - I don't think she's into me.. Don't you think she's being a bit too friendly with Sue in that dark corner of this nondescript party??

2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.
by ittybittysmalls April 4, 2019
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Juad Sees All

Knowing that no matter what u do and ask for forgiveness your true creator sees every bull shit you do
Eg. Backing It , Back Anal And such forth
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I see a window of opportunity

That may be so, but is said window actually **open** for you to "acceptably" pass through it, or do you hafta BREAK THE GLASS to get in? Figurative speech, of course --- what it means, obviously, is that not every opportunity you may encounter was meant to be taken, ya know --- just because you CAN do something self-enriching doesn't mean that you SHOULD... for example, if someone has accidentally revealed a "privileged" tidbit of information, that is **not** implied or actual permission for you to utilize said info for your own benefit! Or maybe someone did indeed unknowingly leave something of value just lying around, but that doesn't give you the right to simply take it! Before you just "go grabbing" in cases like this, pause a moment to run the idea though your "Golden Rule analyzer" --- in other words, consider if this would really be fair to everyone involved, especially if you have no quarrel or resentment against said careless person, and therefore you would not be inclined to perform vengeful actions against him! And ask yourself what YOU would want done in an instance like this if YOU had been the one who had inadvertently exposed himself to possible loss or humiliation like this... would you want someone else to just gleefully avail himself of said "blood-opportunity", or would you strongly prefer an observer to just promptly inform you of your error so that you could hastily correct it???
Some repairmen had unwittingly neglected to observe a loose door-latch on a side-entrance to a public-assembly building that I had always enjoyed visiting, and so my initial knee-jerk reaction was to think, "I see a window of opportunity!" in that this unsecured door meant that I could secretly access said meeting-house whenever I wished, even when it was locked up. But then I remembered how kind and generous and accommodating the officials of said establishment had always been to me, and so I forlornly forfeited said "wonderful option" and "did the right thing" instead --- I immediately speed-waked downtown and informed one of the community's seniors about the defective lock. He was extremely grateful to me, warmly praised me for my conscientiousness, and even graciously gave me one-time permission to utilize said unsecured door to slip back inside the now-closed building and finish making a movie ("You may even turn some lights back on to brighten up the room enough for your camera!") of the hall's delightful interior furnishings, even though it was technically "after hours" and so nobody else was there.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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