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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
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gordon-martin

Very weird fun people to hang around and when your around them there is never a dull moment
A party with alchol and alot of laughter and one person is giving all the jokes that is a gordon-martin
by Lexgm November 14, 2013
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Stig Martin

A person who earns a lot of money selling old stuff
I just sold my old ass, ice drill, yeah I’m a real Stig Martin
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Tyler Martin

Someone who makes sexual comments about his Veterinary clients, passive aggressively talks to his employees, and mocks his former employees despite wrongful termination.
“He made a sexual comment about a young girl that was in the same building with her mother? Such a Tyler Martin move”
by Mdog2382 January 31, 2024
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Martin

Person1: damn that dude fucks up the whole time, he is really a dumb fuck.
Person2: yeah he looks like martin, the biggest fuckup on the planet
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Jb martin

Dude 1: Hi I'm from Jb Martin
Dude 2: Now I know why u pull no bitches
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Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man
Who can hate Alfie martin
by A1233 July 2, 2022
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