Matthew

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers

Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first

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A fucking fat ass who sits at his computer all day and uses his twin for clout

Ugh our discord mod is matthew?

Matthew by Obamni July 6, 2025

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refers to a CS freshman who enrolled in this course clearly for one reason - the Femboys

"Matthew refuses to get a lobotomy because he wants to remember his favorite femboys."
"ts so matthew"

Matthew by DDEDR September 11, 2025

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Matthew’s teeth are massive

That’s cuz he’s British

Matthew by H0undy October 10, 2025

Brooooooo did you hear Matthew is THE clihbbler???

Matthew by user5676767 October 27, 2025

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