eyes left

When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to endless ridicule; for use when a completely "bag it bitch" walks by and your dumbass friend checks the skanky dyke out.

"mmmmmfph! Eyes left!"
"dude, thats that dyke"
"oh god"

by Cynical Bastard March 30, 2005

Evan the Left

it is a phrarse reffering to anyone who is left handed and believes that they would have had full dominace against the right handed in the medievil era

You will all fear Evan the Left right-handers.

by Burninator831 October 15, 2009

biased left wing media

What a neo-conservative republican usually thinks and says about the mainstream US Media when he/she watches too much FOX News.

FOX News is the only fair & balanced news channel, the rest are all just biased left wing media!

by mailer_diablo November 6, 2004

up up down down left right left right b a start

A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.

Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.

by Jumpinjahosaphat January 12, 2007

left lane shit hauler

someone who hauls turkey shit in the left lane with a 18-wheeler.

dude, did you see those left lane shit haulers? no but i sure smelled them!!

by wicky wack January 22, 2011

leftover smile

The awkward fading smile you have when you stop laughing at someone's joke.

Mike: *tells great joke*
Julia: *laughs, then stops, being left with an awkward leftover smile slowly fading*

by Harlequin Lovecraft February 18, 2012

leftover blinker

When a clueless driver leaves their blinker on after the lane change or partial turn has already been completed. Leftover blinker can be dangerous, confusing other drivers who think the car is going to pop in their lane.

Hey man, watch out that car is coming in your lane!
Nah bro, that's just leftover blinker from a lane change miles ago.

by theway146 June 3, 2013