Jumping Jack Flash

The woman performs oral sex on the man, while he jumps up and down taking pictures.

Mike: Hey Mark! I heard Joe gave that old woman the jumping jack flash last night!

by Rellik Venom October 12, 2006

jump out the biscuit

another phrase for saying a pain in the arse.

i have loads of homework to do - thats a jump out the biscuit!

by rachael :) October 04, 2008

Jump your bones

to give a passionate hug to somebody.

I really want to jump your bones to cheer you up.

by lunatoon December 19, 2019

Jump his shit.

To ride someone's ass--not in the literal sense.
To bitch about something that's not right

Nigga, I don't jump his shit.

by jumper89237873 August 09, 2009

Jump out my hole

More inclusive term that can replace terms such as “get off my back”, “get off my nuts”, “get off my dick”, and/or “get off my grill” given everyone has some sort of a hole

You: you use all the hot sauce?
Me: jump out my hole

by Donghammer3316 January 07, 2022

Grab two beers and jump

Something to do when some douchebag pisses you off on an airplane

Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.

by nosoyloco10 November 27, 2010

up jump the boogie

A war cry, similar to "Let's Rock!" or "Let's get it on!". Used to charge into battle or start a fight. Taken from Kid Rock's Bawitdaba.

Ninja 1 - "Do you really think you can defeat me?"
Ninja 2 - "Up jump the boogie"
They fight!

by gourry_1 March 11, 2006