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by Jag74Man July 11, 2017
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Jason

A person who is very smart & intelligible, while it may not seem so at first he is very knowledgeable and has a tendency to cuss a lot. But all around a great person to be around (especially if you are knowledgeable). He does tend to make a harsh joke or two but it's all part of the game, and he has an unhealthy obsession with leg hairs
Jason is a smart af person
by Quirkywriter February 21, 2025
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Jason

If you wanna be a Jason then you got to put in work.
by Richardslinger746 February 22, 2021
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Jason aherne

Some gay ass white dude trying to be a black. He has a very small willy and no friends
Jason Aherne is gayer than thomas jones
by ClappedJap May 31, 2018
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Jason

A fat dude who is built like an otter and has the smallest dick in the world and already is dividising a plan to shoot up the school
by Jewish asians October 18, 2018
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JASON

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!
Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
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Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.
Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!
by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024
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