Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself

Damn, thats a real Jason over there.

by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017

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jason harvey

Guy from Mansfield Texas that won't put up with anyone ,he will call you out and will not back down from anthiing or anyone ..

Did you see that guy try to fight Jason he got hurt for confronting him for no reason that guy jason Harvey a mean sob...

by Jason Harvey from texas December 12, 2019

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Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

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Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”

God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!

by Smelly Coworker January 27, 2023

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Jason

Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.

Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym

by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021

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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

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