jacob

a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.

guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?

by the best mofo April 17, 2015

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Jacob Wohl

A pathological liar and conspiracy theory-touting assbag who is really fucking terrible at both.

Did you see the story about that guy who said bribing jaguars got Obama elected? He told police he was raped by a jaguar in the history stacks of the Baltimore Public Library? What a Jacob Wohl!

by Chrdilvan March 13, 2019

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Karl Jacobs

The reason why you don't watch Mr.Beast anymore, he ruined it. Very unfunny, he says pog to much and worst of all. He is part of the Dream SMP the hangout spot of the most degenerate, cancer filled fuckwads.

Fuck Karl Jacobs he's annoying

by LukeThePelican July 8, 2021

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jacob

a dick, who has no friends

John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends

by hulk1823 March 31, 2015

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Jacob

Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.

Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?

by thecabbagechiccas July 7, 2011

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Jacob

Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)

Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!

Jacob: No!

Person 1: You did though, didn't you?

Jacob: Yeah

by Mr. KJ November 20, 2013

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