Internet slut

A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.

Bryanna is such an internet slut, she’s so annoying!

by Miloisdead February 5, 2018

internet friend

internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.

man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!

by rosefreckles August 10, 2020

internet rimming

performing the act of rimming via webcam for long distance relationships.
one partner places their bare ass against the computer webcam, and the other begins to lick their computer screen.

"hey babe glad you are online, i've missed you.. fancy abit of internet rimming?"

by plasgwynkitten September 12, 2009

Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 7, 2006

hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video

whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes

by B0WT13S January 4, 2021

Internet drift

When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.

Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."

by ITGuy49 January 22, 2017

internet forum

A place that you've most probably wasted a large majority of your time on.

It's most common form is a base in which large groups of people committed to a certain fandom/interest, post in various threads about various things. This can range involve a range of things, including gaming/games, technology, roleplay, dirty fanfics and more.

I totally have a life, despite being a nerd and spending approxmitely 101.223104% of my life on an internet forum.

I like to roleplay as a sexy original character on an internet forum.

Kids these days, with their internet forums.

by It_is_Wednesday May 16, 2016