Daniel Tosh

The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.

Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.

by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012

Danielle Steel

Famous Romance Author.
Known for writing complete smut.
Sex-crazed, unrealistic books.

Never date a girl who reads Danielle Steel.

by JoJoJo114 February 6, 2009

daniel porter

sweetest member of the tyne, love him💘
is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life

overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️

daniel porter means to be really sweet
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too

by cookiemonstergee October 12, 2019

Daniel Rosenfeld

yo bro, thats C418. you don't know anything about him? oh, thats kinda sad.

Me: Daniel Rosenfeld is nice
Other Guy: Who is that?

by byZeroOfficial April 12, 2021

daniel ordeller

A Guy that shoves 9 inchers in his mouth all day. Hes a sketty prick

That fucking Daniel ordeller

by nood boy August 31, 2017

President Daniels

Noun. A massive erection. Originated from the TV show 24, where in Season 6 President Daniels always speaks as if he's crazy horny with a massive erection. Like he's just seconds away from screwing the nearest warm-blooded thing in sight.

"I thought he only liked me as a friend, but then we hugged and I felt his President Daniels poking me in the thigh.

by cnelson13 May 26, 2007

Daniel Syed

The man who gets invited to all parties. The coolest person in the room. Their appearance may seem nerdy on the outside, however they are packing more than you can imagine

Person A: Dude, why are you pants soaked

Person B: Sorry, I saw a Daniel Syed on the sidewalk

by Ramoose2 August 19, 2021