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Internet slut

A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.
Bryanna is such an internet slut, she’s so annoying!
by Miloisdead February 5, 2018
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hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video
whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes
by B0WT13S January 4, 2021
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Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.
Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.
by dan squared December 7, 2006
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Internet Pizza

1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.

Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!
by D.S.88 January 24, 2011
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internet fuckery

AKA Net Neutrality.

It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!
Us: The FCC plans to let cable companies give us Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery
by FrenchieD June 5, 2014
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Internet Baby

Mutual agreement between two parties that met from a social platform to perform conception through mailing the male product to the female.
I met a guy online from around the world and we are agreeing to have an internet baby.
by Dam Dam November 26, 2018
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internet mlm

Internet Multi-Level Marketing. Describes a large segment of online "how to make money online" tutorials, which involve getting a mark involved with the affiliate marketing industry. Ironically, these tutorials themselves include affiliate links to products which are directed to people getting started in affiliate marketing. The Internet MLMer gets paid when a mark signs up for the paid services through his affiliate links.

Even crazier, the revenue for many of these services are a monthly recurring revenue, which means that if a mark subscribes for life, his lifetime value to the Internet MLMer is in the thousands of dollars - perhaps more if additional products and services can be sold to the mark. A skilled Internet MLMer can earn in excess of six figures a month.
Jesse wants to quit his day job after watching an Internet MLMer's YouTube video on how to make money online. But first, he needs to buy ClickMagic, GetResponse, LeadPages, and 50onRed. Make sure you click my links below for a special discount, and sign up for my mailing list for a free e-book guide.
by reversengineer April 11, 2016
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