a greeting, another word for hi or hello. Also, I know you're just procrastinating that essay. Why do I know? Because I am too. Don't be me kids. Just get the work done and then you'll have free time, and not be so permanently overtired. Go look in a mirror, do you see that purplish blue under your eyes? Pretty color eh? Kinda looks like you got punched in the eye huh? Yeah well procrastination did that to you. Most likely. Fine, procrastination did that to me and I should be the one looking in the mirror, I know. BUT BRUHHH...yeah I can't defend myself.
The verrrry small logical and smart part of my brain: hey! stop looking up useless things you already know and do the thing you should have done three days ago! please! it's starting to look like i'm just going to die if you keep not sleeping like this....just please....do it.....
me: *typing this*
me: *typing this*
by 2potatoes November 13, 2022
Get the heymug. 
Get the hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-itmug. Flash hey can also be referred to as a dry text to start a conversation. It would consist of just "hey" and nothing else. This is utilized by someone who is feeling sassy or annoyed with the other person. They want to talk to them but at the same time they are bothered that the other person did not initiate first.
by queenofsass13 January 16, 2017
Get the flash heymug. A popular vine, where a guy stands with his t-shirt off, torch on staring at a mirror and saying, ‘Hey welcome to chillis.’ Comedy Gold.
“I met the chilli guy” Said Daniel.
“The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”
“The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”
by Hollyisweirdlol February 27, 2020
Get the Hey welcome to chillismug. Hei kaikki, toivottavasti sinulla on hieno päivä
by Shackowacko October 20, 2020
Get the Heimug.