A person who loves coal so much they are willing to take it in the ass for the benefit of the black combustible sedimentary rock. These types of people commonly have stickers on their vehicles that say "Friends of Coal" and unknowingly vote against their own interest due to their ridiculously low educational attainment. Coal Faggots often participate in ass slapping or oil rigging with a trumphumper and falsely believe they are a skilled worker.
Caution should be taken around these people as they often carry firearms to compensate for abnormally small appendages and are very close-minded, refute science, have little understanding of basic math, and simple economics and statistics confuse them. They also generally believe that slavery was acceptable as they themselves are wage slaves, and they do everything they can to support removing regulations because they are simple-minded and lack the understand and reasoning behind the creation of the laws in the first place all while unknowingly supporting the degradation of planet earth.
Caution should be taken around these people as they often carry firearms to compensate for abnormally small appendages and are very close-minded, refute science, have little understanding of basic math, and simple economics and statistics confuse them. They also generally believe that slavery was acceptable as they themselves are wage slaves, and they do everything they can to support removing regulations because they are simple-minded and lack the understand and reasoning behind the creation of the laws in the first place all while unknowingly supporting the degradation of planet earth.
There sure are a lot of Coal Faggots in Wyoming. How can you tell? The number of confederate flags, Trump supporters, and friends of coal stickers on vehicles.
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carly: “they’re always together! we all know those sleepovers aren’t just friendly!”
1. kevin: “do you think brandon and matt are secretly together?
liam: “yeah they’re total faggot magnets.”
kevin: “what do you mean?”
liam: “they’re always ‘hanging out,’ and neither of them ever talk about dating. something is definitely going on between them, if you know what i mean”
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