Facebook Memory Lapse 

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

Facebook Memory Lapse by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

Facebook Chess 

The strategic game of unfriending people on Facebook. The pawns are the first to go...people who will never notice or give little resistance. After that you have to carefully plan your next step on who you will delete. Family members and crazy friends are much harder to delete and require a few steps ahead of planning.

I had a game of Facebook Chess the other night. I deleted all those people I added when I was in rehab that I will never see again, however, I plan on deleting my mother-in-law from facebook, this might take a few sacrifices.

Facebook Chess by A Sav February 25, 2011

Facebook Face'd 

word used when someone is trying to look emotionally deep on facebook and someone comments with something funny, thus negating the first person's idea, and the first person being 'Face'd' via facebook.

Person 1 (As a status): What if life is really just a bus stop? We're just, looking for someone to spend the time with."

Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.

Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!

Facebook Face'd by The Emerald Halibut March 8, 2011

Facebook Bloat Syndrome 

Facebook Bloat Syndrome (FbBS) was coined on 3/29/2011 and refers to the problem that 90% of Facebookers have: A friends list that is at least over 200 people which you only interact with maybe 10 of them. It's easy to friend people, look at their pictures and be done with it. Removing "friends" is easier than friending them but is rarely used.

Jack: I have a giant e-penis because I have 700 friends.

Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?

Jack: 2

Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.

Facebook Bloat Syndrome by BoatGoy April 15, 2011

Facebook band 

A band that has made a facebook page and discusses picture opportunities and makes t-shirts...but hasn't actually written any music, performed anywhere or had any band practices.

Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!

Facebook band by AndAllThatTaz October 29, 2011

Facebook Chat Tease 

When you're about to talk to someone on Facebook Chat and right when you click their name, they immediately go offline.

Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.

"Hey Geoff, did you finally get the nerves to talk to Sally on Facebook?"

"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."

"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"

Facebook Chat Tease by awesomeasianguy August 23, 2011

facebook slip

When you get on your computer for a specific reason and somehow wind up on facebook completely forgetting your original purpose.

loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip

"Yes, professor, I know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense I experienced a facebook slip. In all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research."

facebook slip by jackcracksmith August 30, 2011