Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is
by anonymous May 10, 2024

by The Man with the Pam September 13, 2022

by The dog of truth May 30, 2018

Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.
by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
