The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.
Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.
by Honolulu Girl November 6, 2009

by aleahandro November 26, 2018

Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!
Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢
by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021

The coolest person in the world! Very ambitious! Owner of Monday Mental Club and the host of “The Mo Show”!
by iamananymous January 12, 2021

Not much talent, even less taste, makes decent pancakes and knows the track listings to every Scorsese film soundtrack.
by Jartan November 22, 2021

by Gorillafist October 22, 2020

by Ben124 May 1, 2023
