The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.
Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.
by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012
Get the Daniel Toshmug. by JoJoJo114 February 6, 2009
Get the Danielle Steelmug. sweetest member of the tyne, love him💘
is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life
overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️
is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life
overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️
daniel porter means to be really sweet
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too
by cookiemonstergee October 12, 2019
Get the daniel portermug. The man who gets invited to all parties. The coolest person in the room. Their appearance may seem nerdy on the outside, however they are packing more than you can imagine
by Ramoose2 August 19, 2021
Get the Daniel Syedmug. The most attractive guy he has the most w rizz known to mankind
He will steal ur girl any day of the week
HAS THE BIGGEST JOHNSON (9"+)
He will steal ur girl any day of the week
HAS THE BIGGEST JOHNSON (9"+)
by i heart isaac July 10, 2023
Get the Isaac Danielmug. Noun. A massive erection. Originated from the TV show 24, where in Season 6 President Daniels always speaks as if he's crazy horny with a massive erection. Like he's just seconds away from screwing the nearest warm-blooded thing in sight.
"I thought he only liked me as a friend, but then we hugged and I felt his President Daniels poking me in the thigh.
by cnelson13 May 26, 2007
Get the President Danielsmug. He is a godly figure that runs the streets of Riga, He has a massive kranich, and gets all of the bitches.
by Facts4432 April 7, 2022
Get the Daniels Cunskismug.