The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.
Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.
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Get the Danielle Steel mug.Noun. A massive erection. Originated from the TV show 24, where in Season 6 President Daniels always speaks as if he's crazy horny with a massive erection. Like he's just seconds away from screwing the nearest warm-blooded thing in sight.
"I thought he only liked me as a friend, but then we hugged and I felt his President Daniels poking me in the thigh.
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Get the dayum daniel mug.Daniel James seavey is the finest boy on this earth he is my husband and he has the most beautiful voice 😍💗
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is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life
overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️
is a vegetarian and has about a million animals, including a border collie called skye🥺🦋
he always seems to look either a bit lost in photos or like he’s having the time of his life
overall he’s so lovely, and cute❤️
daniel porter means to be really sweet
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too
‘he’s such a daniel porter’ = he’s so sweet
girl 1 on the live: ur fit
daniel: aw *blushes and laughs*
girl 2: love you
daniel: love you too
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Danny attracts women (and men) of all ages and sizes with his enormous cock and fast orgasms. He has a jungle on his penis, and his sexy back hairs will make any living thing faint.
Danny attracts women (and men) of all ages and sizes with his enormous cock and fast orgasms. He has a jungle on his penis, and his sexy back hairs will make any living thing faint.
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