Skip to main content

Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023
mugGet the Jesus Cumming mug.

im cumming

Oh my god! Im about to cum! Im cumming! Oh my goddddddddd!
by CumDrinker9000 May 18, 2023
mugGet the im cumming mug.

Second cumming

When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.
“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex”
by ZoeCutie September 12, 2023
mugGet the Second cumming mug.

All Cummer's Eve

All Cummer's Eve is the day before December 1st. The final day of No Nut November.
Person 1: Hey, aren't you glad that No Nut November is almost over?

Person 2: Yeah, it is All Cummer's Eve.
by WarvyGarvy November 1, 2023
mugGet the All Cummer's Eve mug.

Roof cummies

When your roof leaks and it lands on you
I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!
by Percythep December 10, 2023
mugGet the Roof cummies mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email