Country Kitchen

Incorrect way to say “Dutch oven”

Amanda gave JJ a Dutch oven but JJ called it a country kitchen and Amanda didn’t understand.

by Amanda1215 December 26, 2020

country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.

I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.

by Geezity June 17, 2016

Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.

(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022

country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down

On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.

by confederationnn November 2, 2014

Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.

Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there

by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020

Country

Not the same as suburban. Suburban is not everything that is not the city, suburban is the area around a city that is not urban or country.

Depending on what coffee table books you read, neighborhoods in upper Manhattan are suburban since they are not around midtown or downtown (and mostly residential/bedroom neighborhoods), and someone who wanted to talk shot about somebody's neighborhood or put it down could mention it, though you would think the way someone from the neighborhood describes their own neighborhood is accurate enough, without reading statistics about their neighborhood or going by a coffee table book. The same is true for many areas in many cities, a little bit of knowing what you're talking about is better than reading a book or what you think you know about something or someone. The country is not the suburbs and people who grew up somewhere that was not suburban at the time they grew up don't tend to have suburban values.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023