Business Misleader

A Chipmunk like individual fed with a silver spoon as a baby, who at school intimidated those he considered less fortunate than himself and went on to be educated at university specialising in learning vocabulary to an unnecessarily high standard.

In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.

He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.

Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.

When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.

His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator
As the business misleader the company wont last long with me in charge
by Ravey Davey Gravy October 8, 2023
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With the business.

To be "With the business." Is used to describe someone involved in illegal activity. Typically drug dealing or prostitution.
: No don't trip dog. James and Jamie are solid, they are with the business.
by Businessman801 May 22, 2023
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leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
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A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.
by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023
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Business

One difference between a business and a residence, though both are usually owned by one or several people, is that people dont usually buy a commercial building with the intention of living in it, and people dont usually buy a residence with the intention of selling goods or services from it. Of course the owner/ proprietor of the business makes the decisions of who comes in and who goes, they own it, nobody else really has the right to make the decision but them, but a business is not the same as a residence, it has a different purpose. Looking after goods is not the same thing as looking after a family.
People know when they invest in a business that it's not the same thing as buying a home.
by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020
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Business Tilting

Business Tilting is where a Business makes a strategic shift from their established core products and services, to new and improved products, services and customer experience. This tilts the odds in the Business’s favor by making it more likely that customers will buy from them instead of a competitor.
The entrepreneur realized that the key to sustainable growth was not just about profit but also about responsible business tilting towards ethical practices and social responsibility.
by wordowl October 23, 2023
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Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.

Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
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