Pulling a Brian

When someone cleans their shaft by putting soap in their hand and masturbating.

Brady: "Im gonna go take a shower"
Chase: "He's 100% pulling a brian"

by XSexHaver6969 July 20, 2022

Brian Darling

Anti Marijuana, Member of the Heritage Foundation, listening to him makes people dumber he is hypocritic and fits in with everyone involved in the goverment.

Did you see that video of Brian Darling on Youtube trying to stand up for the prophition of cannabis? I couldn't watch it he was pathetic.

by MakeAChange420 April 18, 2011

Brian

that one guy who loves his discord kittens play league of legends and Gacha life 24/7

Brian is kissing Mr. Parrish.

by cruzship1234 May 16, 2022

brian

cool kid, hella good at anything water related so basically a water god 🦑, is the most undry person ever, gets u all the best memes, will make u feel like the best person ever, smart af, and will be the nicest person you will everrr meet :)

example:

bro brian is literally so cool

yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills

by anonymous July 15, 2021

Brian Johnson

A guy that rides the line between cocky and arrogant like a drunken circus monkey. Also does not give a fuck what anyone thinks about him.

Brian Johnson

by Wood1417 January 18, 2022

Brian

The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.

That guy Brian is such a barbarian.
Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way.
He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.

by Dopequeen79 December 16, 2016

Rolling Brian

When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.

"Kyle, that Rolling Brian I surprised you with last night was amazing wasn't it?"

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021