Bloody Mary

Not what you would think this is actually the nickname of queen Mary the first of England.

Have you heard about King Henrey VIII daughter? You mean Bloody Mary?

by darkclaw wolfgod March 9, 2023

Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.

My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.

by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023

Bloody Anal Game

It’s a great game that you play with your homedogs. To play the game you have to be a guy or a girl it’s a strap. The goal is to fuck each other in the ass until some bleeds. You get 3 strokes each and you take turns until someone loses

Aye B let’s play the Bloody Anal Game

*your at a birthday party with 5 year olds* Aye Guys it’s Bloody Anal Time

by MidgetGangBangAllDayEveryDay February 8, 2019

my bloody valentine

A truly wonderful SHOEGAZE band. Yes, shoegaze, not dream pop you daft cunt (they are very different genres). Characterized by their lush and washing guitar passages, as well as having the best rock band waifu of all time in the band: Bilinda Butcher.

I was listening to my bloody valentine’s Loveless and then passed out from sheer beauty.

by kilometers-davis November 15, 2022

Bloody Mary

Enjoying a shot of vodka and a stick of celery as you go down on a girl who is on her period.

Enjoy your Bloody Mary with a little class.

by Wise Gent June 8, 2019

Bloody Ape

An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.

by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014