Schrodinger's insufferable bastard

When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.

This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.

by 0nomatopoeia April 23, 2021

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sawed off bastard

Short ass pussy that’s afraid of anything or anyone. Usually cry’s and whines about every fucking thing. Someone that no one wants to be or be around because they’re the definition of a bitch made mother fucker!

Did you that sawed off bastard “Victoria” earlier.

Just being around her bitch ass makes me want to barf!

by Smittysmittysmitty May 9, 2018

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Battlefield Bastards

The most bad ass group of bastards ever to walk the planet

me: dude, im a Battlefield Bastards
person: damn, now i know you will kick my ass on COD every time..

by shdggsdv May 24, 2012

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little piece of bastard

a combination of the insult "piece of shit" and the insult "little bastard". Can be used in most situations.

Jay: Stop trying to steal my woman you little piece of bastard!

Joe: Whoa man, lay off with the little piece of bastard.

by J-Stizzy December 31, 2005

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Black Cat Bastard

An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.

You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"

Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"

by CatonR July 8, 2009

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