retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.
And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
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Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded
by MikeTSa June 24, 2007
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retarded gazelle

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.
josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.
by youwantme23 January 23, 2011
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Retard Ball

Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball
Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!
by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017
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pure retardation

Normally described of an act so retarded that even someone who shows high intelligence is Ashe and or told are you fucking retarded you idiot
*Child runs into wall once crys *
Teacher: are you okay?!
Child:yes.
Proceeds to run into wallagain

Teacher:you see that right there children that is pure retardation
by The blue slime January 16, 2018
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macly retarded

unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer
gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.
by yearbook club November 19, 2007
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Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.
Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.
by B-Lister November 13, 2010
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