Bitch-itch Mitch

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016
mugGet the Bitch-itch Mitchmug.

Bitch ass john

A poor low life dude that is a grown ass man and still lives at home smoking dirt and fucking trannys and talks shit about other people meanwhile he has so many STDs and a very small dick we all hate John's more so the one that walks around our house everyday
This bitch ass John has so many STDs and loves to fuck trans people
by I hate this nigga John August 4, 2017
mugGet the Bitch ass johnmug.

Fat ass bitch

I girl with a fat ass and thinks she can show it off and who is a huge ass bitch to everyone and think she can talk to and steal every guy she first lays eyes on.
Oh look at that fat ass bitch who thinks she the shit
by Cary Reana September 21, 2019
mugGet the Fat ass bitchmug.

Pure bred bitch

Sergei : Aiko is a poviya(bitch).

Aiko : I'm a pure bred bitch.
by Aiko is a bitch April 8, 2020
mugGet the Pure bred bitchmug.

happy birthday bitch!

A phrase to tell your beautiful-girl "Happy Birthday".
Omg happy birthday bitch!, love u my dear chairmate.
by shilin January 3, 2020
mugGet the happy birthday bitch!mug.

left-handed bitch

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.
Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.
by Robby62775 May 19, 2019
mugGet the left-handed bitchmug.

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