When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.
Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016

A poor low life dude that is a grown ass man and still lives at home smoking dirt and fucking trannys and talks shit about other people meanwhile he has so many STDs and a very small dick we all hate John's more so the one that walks around our house everyday
by I hate this nigga John August 4, 2017

I girl with a fat ass and thinks she can show it off and who is a huge ass bitch to everyone and think she can talk to and steal every guy she first lays eyes on.
by Cary Reana September 21, 2019

by Aiko is a bitch April 8, 2020

by shilin January 3, 2020

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.
You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.
You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.
by Robby62775 May 19, 2019
