Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Joshua Sims

Joshua Sims is black boy who can be tall but he probably started out as short and real chubby. Josh knows how to care for you and defend your honor but beware of that anger cause you may eventually need protection from him. Overall he’s a loving boy with a bbc. Josh also has some questionable friends but he will put them in check after they disrespect you.

Damn there goes Joshua Sims, you can tell by that nose.

by Yayaseedword May 16, 2025

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!

"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"

by Zeuleus June 23, 2025

crk simp

weirdos who want a cookie from a video game to screw them up

"yo bro mystic flour cookie is so hot I want her to-"
"she's a cookie grow up you crk simp"

by I<3sugar July 7, 2025