Me

Your local depressed friend :) always there to help.

Person 1: which one of my friends are depressed?
You: me?

by AikoAKAcj September 12, 2023

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.

.9.When He Looks At Me I Get SO Horny.9.

by Adujasty343 July 18, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Call Me Ugly

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
This phrase is for Indians that are wannabe blacks.

We call them Call me uglies

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
'Look its call me ugly!'

by Lil FI August 29, 2018

vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway

My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter

by BigD__ February 4, 2023

Me J

(Verb).The act of autofellatio; sucking your own dick

“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”

by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022