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Scooch Nugget

1. A dingleberry, or similar nugget of poo dislodged from a dog's ass while scooching across the floor.

2. A person who has the value of a piece of dog shit left in the carpet.
1. Damnit, Fluffy left a scooch nugget on our brand new rug!

2. that dude just cut me in line! what a scooch nugget!
by JackalSkull April 17, 2011
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Turd nugget

Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;
Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
by RWD+TKJ=AWESOME July 10, 2017
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cunt nugget

A piece of coagulated period blood drops out in the shower and dries up to form a nugget. The word is used as a derogatory term to describe a female that minipulative and willing to make up false "facts" to prove a point or to put another on the defensive.
That girl Litha is spreading rumors that I made out with Karen and messed around with her yesterday. Karen is a nasty hoe. I would rather suck down a 100 year old egg. Litha is just jealous that I don't want to get with her. What a cunt nugget!
by Techno Steel December 23, 2021
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Thunda Nugget

A nickname bulky person who can't run for shit.
"Ayy Thunda Nugget, where ya at?"
"Yeah down by the dunny."
by youdeeessayefromthe6 July 8, 2016
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Nantucket Nugget

A crap that blocks the toilet and takes multiple flushes to go down
Me, oh damn that Nantucket Nugget felt good

Dad, I hope you cleaned up the mess

Me, yeah it's all good
by The Fleminator October 25, 2018
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EGG NUGGET

YUMMMMMMM.......
by LC_BEAST September 12, 2018
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Twat Nugget

A last ditch effort at descrubing somebody, so unthinkanbly thick in the head, you have to spell it out for them.
Kyle-"EUGENE! Why did you spell orange with a D YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TWAT NUGGET!!!"
by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021
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