Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.

(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!

by :((((( February 18, 2022

Taxes

A dumb legend made by the government

Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea

by person.you.dont.know March 22, 2021

Taxes

That's what Yoshi doesn't pay for

Taxes are gay

by YorMom420 March 23, 2020

Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

“I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

by TheRockObama April 29, 2020

Taxes

Some dumb money thing you owe the government.

BURN THEM

Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."

by Mr. Brazil March 16, 2022

Taxes

A financial punishment for being an adult

Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!

Muahahaha
Suckers!

by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025

taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$

i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg

by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024