tank

characters in video games that are supposed to do small damage but sustain lots of it but instead deals lots of damage and sustain all of it making them overpowered

"Damn I just got one-shot by that 12k hp Cho'Gath because he dealt 3k true damage!"
"Yeah, that's why tanks are overpowered!"

by primpan September 9, 2018

Irish tank

A tractor with a cannon and missiles.

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!

by MoonLemon January 26, 2022

City Tank Transfer

Similar to a Metro tank transfer, however one seemingly straight male is unable to exchange fluids with another seemingly straight male due to gis testicles being removed.

Bro came over after work for a city tank transfer but his tank was empty...

by Lil' Sister August 19, 2024

Tiger Tank

The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.

Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED

by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022

Skank Tank

Alternative name for a strip club or a peep show.

Hey Jimmy, want to visit the skank tank and see some action!?

by ToastyWaffles December 27, 2021

Tanking

The art of (Especially in a video game) doing nothing to counter (I.E. dodging, parrying, ETC. (Typically an effect like a buff that raises defence would not fall under this category)) a damaging blow, (Typically a heavy attack or flurry of attacks) typically without dying.

Player: "Geez he really tanked a sniper rifle shot? He should be dead. God damnitt I hate ping so much get gud internet bro"
Nerd: "Tanking is possible with the perk e-"
The player's IRL gun: "bang"

by damnboihethic69 November 15, 2021

Reload the tank

When a man takes time in between rounds of sex to eat or drink in order to replenish sperm and energy.

“By the third round I needed 30 minutes to reload the tank”

by anonymous August 9, 2024