Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

snozzle tank

A snozzle tank is a metal or fiberglass tank used to hold and store liquids.

I need to order 5 snozzle tanks for this years winapalooza.

by Trucker Billy Bob November 28, 2016

tank food

when u get in a tank that your friend drive so u can eat IRL and still get the xp.

(While gaming) Damn I´m hungry, I need to get some tank food.

by BattelfieldGamer December 20, 2016

Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.

The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.

by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018

Desial Tank

It’s a fucking retard. Specifically named Carl with a K. But you don’t have to have the name Karl to be a desial tank. You can just be a fucking retard.

You are a fucking desial tank.
Quit being a desial tank.

by Forfucksssake November 30, 2018

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.

I just had a great spank in the tank !

by Wicksters October 12, 2018

Tank Litty

the condition or experience of being intoxicatingly fun , literally

Yo that weed vape got me tank litty my g

by champagnedad October 27, 2018