national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may
hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?
by arum1784632785 May 06, 2024
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Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.
Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2023
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Relationship high

When someone is so happy in a relationship they go and make a def. in urban dictionary about the other person in the relationship

Ex: Jane- an awesome girl any guy would sleep with

Guy 1:man look at that jane
Guy 2:wow she's nice
Guy 1:I'll do anything to get her
Man Kevin is so relationship high. He's made like 4 posts on urban dictionary named after Jane!
by Ftw2 August 08, 2014
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middle school relationship

a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe
Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.
by mikutoaster July 04, 2022
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Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
by VezinaIgor31 September 25, 2022
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Relationship Hunter

A new-logo salesperson who views developing strong, lasting relationships with his prospects as a precursor to closing the deal.
Effective relationship hunters get to know their prospects very well and are more likely to not only close the deal but are also more likely to get repeat business even if their buyer moves to another company.
by Chief Curiosity Officer October 05, 2018
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seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively
Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship
by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020
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