My Little Pony Jar

This is where bad boys go to experience punishment for disobeying

Because you didn't hop on Overwatch, you are getting sent to the My Little Pony Jar.

by Tangly June 1, 2025

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022

Pony Painter

Slang term for Native American

There was a "pony painter" outside the tobacco shop trying to get money.

by davicrow August 20, 2023

Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.

Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.

by Carneguy September 14, 2023

built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)

She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.

by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023

Ponied

To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.

JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.

by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023

The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.

Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.

by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024