paper towel hipster

type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic

Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!

by El-Paulo117 February 26, 2020

Rock paper scissors

Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors

Let's play some rock paper scissors please

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Glock Paper Scissors

When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.

Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"

Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

Me: "I win."

When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:

*LOUD POP* *THUD*

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Empty Sheet Of Paper

Owner of the GameFAQs Samurai Jack message board

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Important Papers Folder

A folder containing documents of importance but with ranging categories. For short I.P.F.

Hey man, can you hand me my important papers folder? it's got my job application in it.

by The Italian Stallion Chode March 15, 2011

New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Tossici) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can be a duck or fight some civil war.

X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying, I can't stop loving Papere!

by jak a rama May 20, 2021

Toilet-paper Scrub

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water

Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it

by Oure October 6, 2018