Morning-after pancakes

The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.

Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.

by Colin McCarthy March 30, 2014

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minnesota pancakes

the act of vomiting, ejaculating, urinating, excreting and spitting onto a womans chest, before then allowing her to ejaculate, urinate, defocate, vomit, spit and menstruate onto you chest then having sex, spreading the disgusting mixture all over akin to syrup in a pancake

also known as minnesota flapjacks and minnesota ice cream sandwitch

guy 1-i gave my girlfriend minnesota pancakes last night
guy 2-whats minnesota
guy 1-who cares i shit on her
(guy 2 leaves)

by Evchod December 31, 2010

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butta yo pancakes

Get your act together

Friend: Hey man I think I'm going to get this Barbed Wire tattoo.
You: Dude, butta yo pancakes.

by Derek Burns March 18, 2008

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Pancake tits

What the tits of a defensive female look like.

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

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ugly pancake

a very very very, yet again, very ugly pancake.

i am the burnt one, the lonely one, the misshapen, last-bit-of-mix one. the tough one who was left in the fridge too long. i am the ugly pancake.
forever alone.

by stonerette007 January 13, 2012

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