Mum don’t love me

when your mum don’t love you

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022

Your mum

A human that is your female birthgiver

Your mum is ugly.

by Sage4 December 10, 2021

Your mum

Your mum (maternal insult) is a (humorous) response to a question. It is usually meant as a joke.

What day is it? Your mum

by RickAstley12 June 7, 2022

ur mum

The defenition of 'ur mum', coming from the ancient greek mythology as 'ureono mummus', is a term often used by people who try to convince the person they are talking to, as a form or manner to tell them they are 'gay'.

'Hey how are you doing?', friend 1 said.
'ur mum', friend 2 replied.

by Banaan1234 September 14, 2020

ur mum

someone i will be engaging in intercourse with tonight.

ur mum gay

by Claireymondo March 18, 2022

yur mum

A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds

You: Yur Mum

John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world

by 1 like=1 v-buck giveaway July 25, 2018

Ur mum

The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.

Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol

by TheBigGill December 5, 2022