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Take care of y’all mentals.

-Marshawn Lynch
mentals by Brewty January 13, 2020

metal on mucosa 

The hamburgerizing effect that results from the contact of abrasive metallic dental-alignment hardware with the otherwise fragile, soft tissues lining the oral cavity; also a concern for other at-risk anatomy specific to certain advanced adult activities.
Gotta draw the line somewhere...the risk of permanent disfigurement from metal on mucosa just ain't worth it!
metal on mucosa by YAWA February 15, 2019

metal straw 

Only what every single cool kid ever uses if they care about saving the turtles...
Oh, yeah, my metal straw has one hole.
metal straw by Furrylover420 May 21, 2019

Future Metal 

mix of various different sounds, such as:

double base drums, single base drums, shouts, clean vocals, digitally distorted vocals, bass, crunchguitar, synthesizer sounds, noise,.....
Don't look for melodies in Future Metal songs, you normally won't find them
Future Metal fan: Did you check out the new Fear Factory album?
metalhead: ew, computer generated elements
Techno fan: ew, Metal
Future Metal by theFIST May 13, 2010

money metal 

(adj.) Something that is tight, solid, quality, etc.

Coined by John "Cakes" Auville of the WHFS Sports Junkies. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a "money metal house." Originally, "money" (meaning awesome, tight, etc.) modified "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now "money metal" is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.
"It's a money metal show."
"I'm wearing my money metal Dr. Jthrowback."
"That ref made a money metal call."
money metal by Baller-Ass Nigga November 1, 2004

metal as hell 

Super strong, tough, and totally bad-ass.
The 40-year-old gymnast Oksana Chusovitina just qualified for her 7th Olympic Games. That is metal as hell.