fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

Lock

Lock is a egirl but she is not admitting.. OOF

Lock The Door

by SeeemzOOF January 17, 2018

Box Locked

Like “cock blocked” but means whipped, married, in a relationship and that box got that cock all on the locked.

Dang, ever since homie got married, she got him all box locked. He ain’t even allowed out to watch the game no more.

by Dubious Mosquito December 18, 2017

Flossy Lock

an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!

football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!

by Quaffee May 16, 2010

Goldy Locks

Two fingers and a thumb….

That’s a good goldy locks grip you got there.

by Popemedic December 15, 2021

Blue Lock

Blue Lock is Non-Predictive aiming.

"You won't hit the enemy while blue locking if they're strafing left or right, try red locking"
"The enemy is coming at you directly! Blue lock and shoot as soon as possible!"

by Chudmedo March 26, 2024

Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.

"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"

by VValt Disney October 3, 2022