Typically a nickname for Daniel Howell, previously known as danisnotonfire, Phil Lester's best friend/partner (we don't fucking know), famous youtuber and creator who actually put himself in this in first place, by calling himself the "tallest lesbian" in one of his videos.
by Dan's Weinus August 4, 2018
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While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
While straight people do this, lesbians have developed this into an art form and are often successful.
That girl Lauren is so hot, and I really want to date her but she's still involved with that behemoth girlfriend of hers. I'll just put her on Lesbian Layaway, become her "best friend" and wait until their crappy relationship ends again so I can sweep her off her feet.
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A: What? I meant when we feel like having a pillow fight again, you perv!
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Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid
Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid
Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."
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Yeah, he’s just being horrible to her right now.
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