Schwave Legs

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

by spoon2 July 26, 2013

Box-Legged

Referring to a girl who's inner thighs do not touch from toes to "Box" when standing with feet shoulder width apart (or less).

Damn that chick has a fine ass I bet ya she's Box-Legged too...

by D!cko January 13, 2009

vendy legs

Vendy legs refers to the shape and size of ones humongous, vending machine like, legs. A term in which is used to describe ones fat, chunky, McDonald filled legs.

An example being ...
"oi look at that nutter hes got pure vendy legs like"
Another example being ...
"loves doing sbc's seen his vendy legs''

by freemoneu February 28, 2019

tweeter legs

Slang for bullshit

This game is so tweeter legs

by Tweeter legs real October 24, 2023

peg leg

The limp someone has from being fucked in the ass with a strap on.

My best friend had a peg leg for a after getting pegged for the first time by his girlfriend.

by Amorous Ape June 18, 2020

leg notches

A good set of notches is great for riding, typically found on country girls in the Deep South that dwell in deep water wrasslin gators. Careful! You think cock fights are bad, don’t get caught in a pair of leg knotches!

Stop her! She’s got him in a leg knotch lock!
Careful, those leg notches are rock hard… mmm
Love some hard notches..

by Theodore_R_Bundy January 20, 2023

Stanky Leg

When a man succeeds in sticking his whole leg into a woman's butthole.

"Last night Billy did the stanky leg with his girl"
"impressive, i gotta meet this chick"

by diarrhea mouth? December 30, 2009