a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.
by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe
by ObamaNards May 13, 2024

he’s a real baddie. you can’t beat him. he’s the best at everything. very respectful. smart ahaha. you could NEVERRRR. so yah. basic definition of me teehee. enjoy. oh and he’s also gay teehee.
by JoeyWoah January 5, 2020

by tbvenessa April 15, 2024

Joey’s the type of boy or man that will tie your shoes for you so you don’t have to bend down. He’ll open doors for you and say the corniest things. Joey will buy you flowers and your favorite candies because he knows you love them. Whether he goes by Joe, Joey or Joseph, he’s still most definitely going to be so sweet. He has the stupidest sense of humor, like laughing at a wall. Joey is the guy that your grandma calls a cutie. Ladies and men, keep your Joey, he’s completely worth it.
by beezie<3 May 4, 2022

the animal it is a baby kangaroo and also i once got a dream of a kangaroo pet but they can kick you
by pexel February 12, 2023

Either incredibly caring, or incredibly condescending. Think of the TV characters named Joey. Sound familiar? Joey from Full House? Caring. Joey from Friends? Condescending. Joey’s can also be known to exhibit pretty, beautiful, or cute auras, so handle them with care. The aesthetic version of the name Joe or Joseph. If Joey is used as a nickname, they are the coolest of the Joey species. Incredible music taste.
by babyaphrodite September 30, 2021
