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jizz canal

When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.
Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.
by smartman265 May 21, 2009
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Jizz stick

You'll find Herbert the pervert's frozen jizz sticks in the snow in the morning!
by Pnkkarma February 1, 2016
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Tit jizz

Dang that baby loves tit jizz.
#davelovestitjizz.
by Canada Rulz December 24, 2013
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Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.
Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP
by The Dirty T September 1, 2013
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Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s
Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
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jizz puff

- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.
"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"

"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side...I've been using it as a jizz puff."

"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why no, friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."
by vincelives September 17, 2008
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loogie jizz

To fill her mouth up so much with jizz blast it comes out of her nose
I blasted and the bitch loogie jizzed all over me
by autoliscious December 17, 2015
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