Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself

Damn, thats a real Jason over there.

by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017

Jason Jing

A murderer who uses woodchips to kill people

Jason Jing stabbed me with a wood chip

by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018

Jason

i love him so much :(

even tho he be mean
hes very pretty

jason so cute
aaaaaaaaaaa

by tits4dayz October 5, 2021

Jason

A dirty, grotty person who thinks he's hilarious, most of the time is is though lol

Me: Hi Jason!
Jason: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: ye

by GlogGlobgabgalab November 6, 2019

Jason

When your always making excuses so you don’t have to get beat in a competition.

Did his power really go out? Or is he just pulling a Jason.

by Official duckgang January 7, 2022

Jason

A person who is very smart & intelligible, while it may not seem so at first he is very knowledgeable and has a tendency to cuss a lot. But all around a great person to be around (especially if you are knowledgeable). He does tend to make a harsh joke or two but it's all part of the game, and he has an unhealthy obsession with leg hairs

Jason is a smart af person

by Quirkywriter February 21, 2025

Jason

Boss

If you wanna be a Jason then you got to put in work.

by Richardslinger746 February 22, 2021