(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022
Get the Hold the Broccoli, Bromug. “Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
by Dr Chef June 26, 2020
Get the Holding Sausagemug. by CommanderChase July 8, 2019
Get the Weapons holdmug. "Hold the ramen" is a sexual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl's ass and proceeds to eat it out.
It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.
It's important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl's ass.
by Ramenslut September 25, 2017
Get the Hold the ramenmug. The Cheese Hold Challenge is a challenge where someone puts cheese in their butt and then someone takes it and holds it.
Jhon " Want to do the cheese hold Challenge"
Bob"First have to put the cheese in someone's butt then hold it nasty.
Bob"First have to put the cheese in someone's butt then hold it nasty.
by Crackersak June 15, 2018
Get the Cheese Hold Challengemug. by JAMLENOM February 3, 2018
Get the Hold back the Heinzmug. When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.
High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023
Get the Choke Hold Highmug.