Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.
Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?
by KayKayB May 18, 2024

by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020

by UpstartHare3268 May 22, 2023

by Owen Cerruto September 14, 2023

Someone who is a carefree and chaotic person online but incredibly fragile and introverted in real life. They are like this online because they are behind a screen and will most likely never see the people they're talking to again. Will immediately fold when anyone asks to be their friend online
"There is someone I keep seeing in valorant games but everytime I try to friend him he acts like a Digi-Goblin and leaves immediately"
by ShindayaLupin November 5, 2023

When your playing games and go into a state of crazy focus and just destroy everyone and everything. You become a god.
by Wolfmanreece July 6, 2024

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.
"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense
by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024
